fuck dryers.

even if you live in an overly cluttered cell between 2 bookcases, you can still air dry your laundry. don't be a pansy.

san francisco

visited the west coast recently, and all i can say is that it was insanely rad. here's a bit of local color.

this was scratched into the concrete with a muddy stick. this person was clearly pissed.

"erotic" ashtrays found in a store in chinatown. regrettably, i did not purchase any.

this is the view from a friend's apartment in mission. i was really psyched to learn that the neighbors all know and talk to each other from their kitchen windows.

if you ever get the chance to drive along route 1, you should probably take it.

the west coast had the most colorful variety of dead stuff washed up on the beach i've ever seen. and i've seen a lot of dead stuff washed up on beaches. i'm from new jersey.

BRAINS!!!

it's true.

black hole.

too much scribble = wrinkle.

poor man's bloody mary.

1. mix equal parts v8 and biggest/cheapest.

2. drink it.

this wasn't in my job description...

how Fabric Horse gets to the post office: